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1) Vampire: "I WANT TO DRINK YOUR JUICE!"

2) Zombie: "CAULIFLOWER! CAULIFLOWER!"
Boy: "No way dude! Get your own!"

3) Alien: "TAKE ME TO YOUR VEGETABLES"
Girl: "Yessssss!"

Inspired by MigraineChick...
http://migrainechick.stripgenerator.com/2008/07/06/another-zombie-conversation.html

One meal that my parents liked but I dreaded was liver & onions. If I knew about vegetarianism when I was a kid, I would have gotten out of a LOT of meals. Enjoy!

(Re-made this one because I wrote what the little girl said wrong. It was driving me nuts. I had to re-do it before I started ripping my hair out.)

"Milk In Your Coffee?"
I'm the only one at home that drinks soymilk. Everyone else avoids it. Thought it would be funny in one of my coffee comics. Enjoy!