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1) FISH: "Because of Master's brilliant recycling idea, I'm getting tail cramps."

DOG: "Oh please! I can't even turn around in my house."

2) CAT: "I got you both beat you pair of whiners."

3) SIGN: Cat's House & Scratching Post

1) DOG: "Hey fish. Where's your tank? Why are you playing dead?"

FISH: "Master thought it would be a good idea to turn his old computer into a fish tank.
Oh the indignity!"

2) DOG: "Oh spare me! What do you think he did with the microwave?"

3) SIGN: "Dog's House"