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Deep Thoughts of StripGenerato r Objects

5/0 26.02.2008 23:08 English

"You think you've had a bad day?! I've been kicked, bounced, dribbled, stepped on, sat on, landed in a mud puddle, a pool of dog pee and a pile of poo. Not to mention I lost count of how many sweaty armpits I visited today. So the next time you gripe...THINK OF ME!!!"

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Deep Thoughts of StripGenerato r Objects

1/0 25.02.2008 15:58 English

"Wearing a pair of these will not automatically make you look cool."

(Okay this is weird...I know for a fact that I edited the 'automaticly' to 'automatically'. But why didn't it edit?)

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Deep Thoughts of StripGenerato r Objects

4/0 25.02.2008 01:01 English

"No matter how many times I try to say it and not spray it, in the end I always have a mess to clean up."

(I actually feel kinda sorry for him.)

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Deep Thoughts of StripGenerato r Objects

1/0 24.02.2008 19:39 English

"Could I get a turn next please?"

(Remotes taking control?)

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Deep Thoughts of StripGenerato r Objects

2/0 24.02.2008 17:45 English

"I am not an instant cure for bad hair days."

(It's only a matter of time before there are warning labels on hats.)

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Deep Thoughts of StripGenerato r...

2/0 23.02.2008 21:46 English

...Objects?...Characters?

"What am I? I'm still trying to figure that one out."

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Deep Thoughts of StripGenerato r Characters

1/0 23.02.2008 19:09 English

"Now where did my pet snake slither off to now?"

(Sure hope his pet is friendly.)

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Deep Thoughts of StripGenerato r Objects

1/0 23.02.2008 17:36 English

*sniff sniff* "UGH! Did you remember to wash your hands?!"

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Deep Thoughts of StripGenerato r Objects

4/0 23.02.2008 16:39 English

"Dude, people are always telling me what to say and when to say things. Well I'm sick of it! I want to speak for MYSELF for once and not for others! I have thoughts and feelings too you know! I'm more than just a box of letters and some bubbles sticking out of my backside!"

(One of the most important objects on StripGenerator has something to say...)

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